Washington Post columnist Tracee Hamilton has a great piece about fantasy football owners. The gist: just shut up about your team.
So I ask you, fantasy players, as the season begins, to think before you speak. You are slowly taking over the planet; there can be no shortage of like-minded individuals who will be fascinated to hear your moves, if only so they can share theirs. This is your target audience. Please, leave the rest of us alone. Good night, and good luck.